Things that i hate.

• Mom Jeans. Bedazzled mom jeans are even worse.
• Visible Panty Line. just staring at your panty line is cutting off my circulation
• Stage Moms. i really don't need to explain this one.
• Ugly babies. you were all thinking it, don't lie. there IS such a thing as an ugly baby
• Slobbery Dogs. i <3 dogs, but when i bend down to pet you, and your mouth is leaking like a faucet, i find you considerably less cute..
• I hate that your disgusting relationship consumes my Facebook news feed.
• Pasty white skin. a little sunlight(artificial or real) could do wonders for some people...
• People who think their kids are just sooooo awesome. guess what. your kid sucks.
• The word "Moist"
• Kids at my high school
• Girls that think their hot for the wrong reasons. sucking on a candy cane like a hoover vacuum during family Christmas dinner just screams "I'm a classy girl!"
• Guys with long fingernails.
• Feet
• Hipster bikes. hipster anything, for that matter.