Dear Stupid Bitch,

We used to be best friends. You were sketchy then, and you are still sketchy to this day. The other day, i go to hang out with my friend, and your ex boyfriend just happens to be there too. You some how stalked me, and texted me 3 hours after this happened, and told me to stay the fuck away from your ex boyfriend. I'm sure your new boyfriend would love this. You then proceeded to tell me that my friends and my boyfriends  friends, all hate me and that i should take a hint. Then why do they all tell me they like me? Why do they invite me to hang out? Why do they all talk shit about you? See unlike you, I have respect for other people, and i don't try and make other people look bad, and i don't use other people to prove my point. Every text you sent me was threatening, and filled with things like "no one likes you" or "everyone else talks shit" and other things of that nature. Now me, on the other hand, i have only said things that involve you and me, and i haven't brought up things from the past, or random things that Ive hear about you since our falling out. I went with my boyfriend, to play tennis with all our friends, and you happened to be there. I stayed away from you, and had fun with everyone. At this point, you decided to show everyone your collection of knives that you keep in your purse. was this to threaten me? I'm not afraid to admit that knives, especially one in your hand, scare me. Your a bat shit crazy bitch. You have a delightful past with the Police, and if i was to call them, saying your threatening me, I can almost guarantee that they will take you away. You started making up lies about me cheating on my boyfriend whom i love very much, and have nothing but respect for. You have no respect for you boyfriend, and it hurts him a lot. I texted your boyfriend, saying that if the threatening texts don't stop, that I have no choice but to call the police. I didn't swear, talk down on him or you, it was a completely level headed text. Your boyfriend felt threatened. i don't get you two. The fact that you texted me about my facebook status, after i blocked you, was creepy too. You said "Keep things to yourself bitch" you should really think about taking your own advice, because you have been telling everyone, everything. I want to beat your ass, but i wont, because i have more class, and more common sense, in my pinkie toe, then you have in your whole body. But if you touch me, i will come at you so hard, and it will be legal, in self defense, and the police will gladly take you away, to the jail cell that you belong in. I really don't want your life to be like this, and i hope some day you will change, but for now, your a crazy cunt, and you better watch out.
                         XOXO,
                            Baby B. <3 

Dear Drake...

I am starting a new installment called "Dear celebrity." I get to rant and rave about me favorite famous people, and of course, my not so favorite ones. Send me a message or leave me a comment if you want to hear me bitch or gush about your favorite celebs!

purple is my favorite color :P

Today's special person is the oh-so talented Drake. If you give me the chance to pick the music in the car or at a party, there is a pretty good chance that you will be listening to the entire "Take Care" album on repeat. The thing about Drake is that the emotion that is put into his music makes it sound so personal and relatable. Its almost like he is singing to you, and only you. I just feel so much better about myself, and anything that might be going on whenever I listen to his music. I remember watching Degrassi, back in the day, and seeing the wheelchair guy haha. The fact that he broke away from being only associated as "that kid in the wheelchair on Degrassi" is an amazing feat in itself, and is probably one of the hardest things for actors and musicians to do. He really reinvented himself, creating a whole new image that he could identify with, making his music all the more powerful. Drake is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. Over the years, since he first really came out, Drake has been constantly expanding and improving on his music. I just know that he will keep getting better and better, he hasn’t let me down yet.

Driving.Mothers.Chaos

This is how all mother daughter relationships are.

Driving with your parents is probably the most irritating thing on this Earth. I want to ring my mothers neck harder and harder with ever yelp or "STOP!" she utters. She freaks out when there is about 25 ft between me and the car in front of me, its like come on, I understand teenagers driving is scary, but I know what the fuck I’m doing. I have terrible anxiety and her yelling does not make the situation any better, or any safer. In fact she is making it more likely for me to crash. Parents think they know best, let them think that, but we all know that’s bullshit. I will admit that parents are right about a good amount of things, but I will never let them know that. I’m also sure that when I’m a parent, I will think I know everything. I just need to keep in mind my teenage years, and be like “ Ok, I hated my parents for this, and that is why I lied to them so much.” This is a short post only because I am on a roll with all my Econ work, and I’m almost done with the class so I need to get as much work done as I can before my short attention span gets me all restless.

Teenage Boys, SMH.....

They're rowdy, obnoxious, and often times smelly. Teenage boys drive me up the wall. It seems to me, that every male between the ages of 11 and 18 is hardwired to constantly fuck with people. Now, this may just be them testing their limits, but I'm no behavioral specialist. There seems to be a constant need to destroy things, hurt somebodies feelings, make rude comments, or just behave like a 2 year old. There is one guy in particular at my school, who is the perfect example of these creatures young men. He constantly disrupts classes, smacks people, and throws things across the classroom in hopes of causing damage. I have one of the best study skills teachers ever, she would do anything for any of us to get to where we want to be, and he torments her. She gives him plenty of warnings and he still fucks around. Boys are just so frustrating, well the ones in High School anyways. Then again, I feel like boys don't mature until their late 30's.

things that i noticed today.

1. I  was taking a final today, and i me being the ADHD kid that i am, i spent 90% of my test-taking time daydreaming, drawing, and just staring at things around the room. i have a habit of jiggling my leg while i take tests/ when im under pressure. People often turn around and yell at me to stop jiggling my leg because it makes their desks move too. well i look down during my final, and the whole class is jiggling their legs.
2. I'm a T.A. for the engineering teacher at my school, and i had to grade papers today. I went along, grading papers, when i realized that these kids suck. Either this teacher is terrible, or these kids have been sleeping all semester.
3. I hate Stanford students. Dont get me wrong, lots of the kids there are nice, but there is a good chunk of students that think their hot shit because mommy and daddy paid their way into one of the best schools in the country.
4. Im a weakling. I used to be really in shape from being a swimmer and cheerleader, but now im just skinny. No muscles or anything. I miss being strong.
5. My High school SUCKS. I have 4 days of in school suspension for shit i didnt do. Ok, so maybe they found my weed, BUT FUCK!!! they were little crumbs, like not even $2 worth of weed, and they said i had a gram. BULLSHITTTTTTTTT!!!
6. I have a nice stomach. I know its weird, but its just nice.

Things that i hate.

• Mom Jeans. Bedazzled mom jeans are even worse.
• Visible Panty Line. just staring at your panty line is cutting off my circulation
• Stage Moms. i really don't need to explain this one.
• Ugly babies. you were all thinking it, don't lie. there IS such a thing as an ugly baby
• Slobbery Dogs. i <3 dogs, but when i bend down to pet you, and your mouth is leaking like a faucet, i find you considerably less cute..
• I hate that your disgusting relationship consumes my Facebook news feed.
• Pasty white skin. a little sunlight(artificial or real) could do wonders for some people...
• People who think their kids are just sooooo awesome. guess what. your kid sucks.
• The word "Moist"
• Kids at my high school
• Girls that think their hot for the wrong reasons. sucking on a candy cane like a hoover vacuum during family Christmas dinner just screams "I'm a classy girl!"
• Guys with long fingernails.
• Feet
• Hipster bikes. hipster anything, for that matter.