You cant hate the Jersey Shore

Any body that says they hate watching the Jersey Shore, is a big fat liar. I cannot live without getting my weekly dose of meatballs, Snooki and Deena. Well, what can I say, haters gonna hate, but they're stupid and jealous sons of bitches. Its like a fantasy for me, and some day I will go to the jersey shore, and live out my guidette dreams. Thats all for now kitty's.
                                                   - Baby B.