I find older men attractive.

Good lord, look at those eyes!

 WARNING! If my boyfriend is reading this, i love you, and this is just a fantasy. I wont leave you for an older man, don't you worry :)

Older men are sexy. There are plenty of Sexy, Silver Foxes that i would pounce on any second. I know, i know, I'm only 17 but the unspeakable things i would do to Daniel Craig. 
Mr. Craig, i will be your bond girl any day, or your Lisbeth Salander(if that turns you on) any day.
I don't think i have daddy issues, i hope not but it could be very likely. Some of my friends have really attractive fathers, and i cant help but notice. OK!! Story time, sorry I thought of a good story to tell, and it's completely relevant, and i get to tell you how big of a bitch this one girl is. 

This is a FUPA, in case you were unaware.

There is this one girl on my cheer team, and she is one grade below me, and she's been on Varsity since her freshman year, and shes a straight A student. This year she got made captain, not even Co-Captain,  no seniors are Captain and it sucks. All of cheer changed and everyone, even her friends on the team, hate her. The day her friends started hating her because of her never ending power trip, was one of the happiest days of my life. She is a bitch, and she got it from her mama. Her mom will sit there at games, and tell my coach that some of the girls on the team should be kicked off, and that they suck and what not. She's one of those parents who think their kid is the only special thing out there. This mom is fat, with a Fat Upper Pubic Area. She wears mom jeans and terrible, squeaky clean, white sneakers. She wears the terrible turtle neck sweaters too. Her husband is a tall, in shape, Blue-eyed, stud. He seems to love his frumpy wife, which just makes me think that she must have been Gorgeous back in the day, because he couldn't have married her for her personality because she's a bitch. Obviously marriage, for her, meant that appearances go out the window. Once again, this turned into a rant, my apologies. 
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Suspension's a Real Bitch

So i got 3 days of in school suspension for some bullshit. Apparently I stole a wallet, and when they were searching my shit for it ( they didnt find the wallet, cuz i didnt have it) they found a pipe and like not even a tsp. of shake. They got the police involved and i got cited, the cop basically told me to get a medical card cuz it makes things easier. They said i had a gram and the officer put me down as having less than an ounce. No shit its less than an ounce, there wasnt even enough to pack a proper bowl. Basically, i get to sit in a room in the office with no clock, no nothing in here, for 8 hours. Im also not allowed to go off campus anymore for the rest of the year and i find that retarded as fuck. I got blamed for the wallet and of course the weed, and i also have to do some drug counseling bullshit. Like that's gonna make me stop smoking cali- tree. I live in California for goodness sake!! Almost everyone here indulges in some herbal healing, and they should because we have some of the best weed in the world. whatever, im just really bitter right now. my parents took my phone and my laptop, so no more Netflix for me. the only way i can use computers now is if i check one out for the day from my school. I have severe ADHD, i cant just sit here for long periods of time, it legit hurts me. I wanna leave right now, this place is a prison. 

Give it Up for the White Boys

So my boyfriend is a rapper. When he first told me this, i was like oh my God. When he actually showed me one of his songs, i was blown away. He's really fucking good, so i am going to leave his music video for one of the best songs hes made so far. Check it out, if you like it, put it on your Facebook or send it to hella people. SPREAD THE WORD!!

He's so cute <3

things that i noticed today.

1. I  was taking a final today, and i me being the ADHD kid that i am, i spent 90% of my test-taking time daydreaming, drawing, and just staring at things around the room. i have a habit of jiggling my leg while i take tests/ when im under pressure. People often turn around and yell at me to stop jiggling my leg because it makes their desks move too. well i look down during my final, and the whole class is jiggling their legs.
2. I'm a T.A. for the engineering teacher at my school, and i had to grade papers today. I went along, grading papers, when i realized that these kids suck. Either this teacher is terrible, or these kids have been sleeping all semester.
3. I hate Stanford students. Dont get me wrong, lots of the kids there are nice, but there is a good chunk of students that think their hot shit because mommy and daddy paid their way into one of the best schools in the country.
4. Im a weakling. I used to be really in shape from being a swimmer and cheerleader, but now im just skinny. No muscles or anything. I miss being strong.
5. My High school SUCKS. I have 4 days of in school suspension for shit i didnt do. Ok, so maybe they found my weed, BUT FUCK!!! they were little crumbs, like not even $2 worth of weed, and they said i had a gram. BULLSHITTTTTTTTT!!!
6. I have a nice stomach. I know its weird, but its just nice.

HELP!

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Things that i hate.

• Mom Jeans. Bedazzled mom jeans are even worse.
• Visible Panty Line. just staring at your panty line is cutting off my circulation
• Stage Moms. i really don't need to explain this one.
• Ugly babies. you were all thinking it, don't lie. there IS such a thing as an ugly baby
• Slobbery Dogs. i <3 dogs, but when i bend down to pet you, and your mouth is leaking like a faucet, i find you considerably less cute..
• I hate that your disgusting relationship consumes my Facebook news feed.
• Pasty white skin. a little sunlight(artificial or real) could do wonders for some people...
• People who think their kids are just sooooo awesome. guess what. your kid sucks.
• The word "Moist"
• Kids at my high school
• Girls that think their hot for the wrong reasons. sucking on a candy cane like a hoover vacuum during family Christmas dinner just screams "I'm a classy girl!"
• Guys with long fingernails.
• Feet
• Hipster bikes. hipster anything, for that matter.

Dirty, Little, Secrets: Partys

Partying is fun, no doubt about that, but it has its downfalls. Whether you’re going out to the clubs, hitting up a rave, or just going a house party, there are many unsavory activities that go hand in hand with partying. Let’s say you go to a house party, every body’s going, right? Well you walk into the party, and everyone just kind of stares at you. Turns out it’s an exclusive party and no one wants you there. It happens more than you would think.

 Drunk kids = fucked up house. At the only party I’ve ever dared to have at my house, a window got broken, people had taken a sharpie to my mom’s paintings, and someone else thought it would be cute to cover all the mirrors in the house with nail polish. I didn’t know have the people in my house that night. I had no fun whatsoever. So never have parties at your house, because something is bound to get fucked up. 

Raves are probably my favorite place to party. The music is loud, I get to dress up all cool, and there are tons of "party favors" to get you to that special place. Well first off, the place is crawling with creepers, waiting to pounce on some innocent, drug-filled, 14 year old in underwear and a bra. You smell absolutely awful after raves, and don’t forget the raver AIDS you get after dancing and mixing sweat with everyone there.

Not everyone can handle their shit. It doesn’t matter if its alcohol, bud, or any drug. It could be the kid that pukes first, this usually “breaks the seal” and more will follow in his footsteps, straight to the toilet bowl. I love my girlfriends, but some of you guys are hot ass messes when you’re drunk. I’m talking crying because daddy didn’t love you. At almost every party I’ve been too, I have come upon some poor soul who got too fucked up, and passed out. We usually stand around, and ask if their dead. We eventually get them to a bed and someone has to baby sit them. Don’t get me wrong, sitting out of the party to take care of someone sure beats the hell out of someone dying because they were left alone.

SEX! SEX! SEX! Hormones and alcohol is a potentially poisonous mixture that often ends in blood, sweat and regret. It could also be that love potion you’ve been looking for. People will have sex in your parent’s room, in some ones car, or in front of the whole party. All sorts of yummy juices are spread across the entire surface that the deed was done on. It’s just gross.