Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Ive never had a boyfriend on Valentines day, but this year i do. I usually despise this day of love, because im known for being just a smidgen bitter. but i have to admit that this year i am putting my all into making this holiday special for my boyfriend. Cards, on cards on cards, and lots of chocolate. Maybe even a stop by Victorias secret? well anyways, leave a comment on your perfect Valentines day, or your valentines day hatred.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Dear Stupid Bitch,

We used to be best friends. You were sketchy then, and you are still sketchy to this day. The other day, i go to hang out with my friend, and your ex boyfriend just happens to be there too. You some how stalked me, and texted me 3 hours after this happened, and told me to stay the fuck away from your ex boyfriend. I'm sure your new boyfriend would love this. You then proceeded to tell me that my friends and my boyfriends  friends, all hate me and that i should take a hint. Then why do they all tell me they like me? Why do they invite me to hang out? Why do they all talk shit about you? See unlike you, I have respect for other people, and i don't try and make other people look bad, and i don't use other people to prove my point. Every text you sent me was threatening, and filled with things like "no one likes you" or "everyone else talks shit" and other things of that nature. Now me, on the other hand, i have only said things that involve you and me, and i haven't brought up things from the past, or random things that Ive hear about you since our falling out. I went with my boyfriend, to play tennis with all our friends, and you happened to be there. I stayed away from you, and had fun with everyone. At this point, you decided to show everyone your collection of knives that you keep in your purse. was this to threaten me? I'm not afraid to admit that knives, especially one in your hand, scare me. Your a bat shit crazy bitch. You have a delightful past with the Police, and if i was to call them, saying your threatening me, I can almost guarantee that they will take you away. You started making up lies about me cheating on my boyfriend whom i love very much, and have nothing but respect for. You have no respect for you boyfriend, and it hurts him a lot. I texted your boyfriend, saying that if the threatening texts don't stop, that I have no choice but to call the police. I didn't swear, talk down on him or you, it was a completely level headed text. Your boyfriend felt threatened. i don't get you two. The fact that you texted me about my facebook status, after i blocked you, was creepy too. You said "Keep things to yourself bitch" you should really think about taking your own advice, because you have been telling everyone, everything. I want to beat your ass, but i wont, because i have more class, and more common sense, in my pinkie toe, then you have in your whole body. But if you touch me, i will come at you so hard, and it will be legal, in self defense, and the police will gladly take you away, to the jail cell that you belong in. I really don't want your life to be like this, and i hope some day you will change, but for now, your a crazy cunt, and you better watch out.
                         XOXO,
                            Baby B. <3 

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

You cant hate the Jersey Shore

Any body that says they hate watching the Jersey Shore, is a big fat liar. I cannot live without getting my weekly dose of meatballs, Snooki and Deena. Well, what can I say, haters gonna hate, but they're stupid and jealous sons of bitches. Its like a fantasy for me, and some day I will go to the jersey shore, and live out my guidette dreams. Thats all for now kitty's.
                                                   - Baby B.

Dear Drake...

I am starting a new installment called "Dear celebrity." I get to rant and rave about me favorite famous people, and of course, my not so favorite ones. Send me a message or leave me a comment if you want to hear me bitch or gush about your favorite celebs!

purple is my favorite color :P
Today's special person is the oh-so talented Drake. If you give me the chance to pick the music in the car or at a party, there is a pretty good chance that you will be listening to the entire "Take Care" album on repeat. The thing about Drake is that the emotion that is put into his music makes it sound so personal and relatable. Its almost like he is singing to you, and only you. I just feel so much better about myself, and anything that might be going on whenever I listen to his music. I remember watching Degrassi, back in the day, and seeing the wheelchair guy haha. The fact that he broke away from being only associated as "that kid in the wheelchair on Degrassi" is an amazing feat in itself, and is probably one of the hardest things for actors and musicians to do. He really reinvented himself, creating a whole new image that he could identify with, making his music all the more powerful. Drake is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. Over the years, since he first really came out, Drake has been constantly expanding and improving on his music. I just know that he will keep getting better and better, he hasn’t let me down yet.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Driving.Mothers.Chaos

This is how all mother daughter relationships are.
Driving with your parents is probably the most irritating thing on this Earth. I want to ring my mothers neck harder and harder with ever yelp or "STOP!" she utters. She freaks out when there is about 25 ft between me and the car in front of me, its like come on, I understand teenagers driving is scary, but I know what the fuck I’m doing. I have terrible anxiety and her yelling does not make the situation any better, or any safer. In fact she is making it more likely for me to crash. Parents think they know best, let them think that, but we all know that’s bullshit. I will admit that parents are right about a good amount of things, but I will never let them know that. I’m also sure that when I’m a parent, I will think I know everything. I just need to keep in mind my teenage years, and be like “ Ok, I hated my parents for this, and that is why I lied to them so much.” This is a short post only because I am on a roll with all my Econ work, and I’m almost done with the class so I need to get as much work done as I can before my short attention span gets me all restless.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Teenage Boys, SMH.....


They're rowdy, obnoxious, and often times smelly. Teenage boys drive me up the wall. It seems to me, that every male between the ages of 11 and 18 is hardwired to constantly fuck with people. Now, this may just be them testing their limits, but I'm no behavioral specialist. There seems to be a constant need to destroy things, hurt somebodies feelings, make rude comments, or just behave like a 2 year old. There is one guy in particular at my school, who is the perfect example of these creatures young men. He constantly disrupts classes, smacks people, and throws things across the classroom in hopes of causing damage. I have one of the best study skills teachers ever, she would do anything for any of us to get to where we want to be, and he torments her. She gives him plenty of warnings and he still fucks around. Boys are just so frustrating, well the ones in High School anyways. Then again, I feel like boys don't mature until their late 30's.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Holes in your face

I had no idea that you could pierce so many parts of your body. " I have piercings" used to mean your ears, but now you can have a piercing pretty much anywhere on your body. just because its possible to have them everywhere, doesn't mean you should. i actually like piercings, i have my ears and my belly button, and i want a nose ring. Multiple piercings can be cute, but once you start covering your face with little silver balls, you've gone too far. Some piercings are just straight up unattractive, such as the septum ring, and dermal piercings. Now the septum ring can be pulled off by some people, like my 2 friends, but the majority of septum rings are just plain ugly and painful to look at. If you cant pull it off, you end up looking like a bull. 
That is not cute!
I cannot stand dermal piercings. They are gross and stupid. Almost every person that i know/ have seen with a dermal piercing has had some type of trouble with it getting infected. The fact that you can just rip it out on accident, leaving a disgusting hole in you is just terrifying. Yeah, you can rip out other piercings, but for some reason the idea of ripping out a dermal piercing of any kind seems 10 times worse. I mean whatever floats your boat, its your body. I just don't like them at all, and i don't think that people with dermals or lots of piercings are bad or stupid people. It just really skeeves me out


OWIE!!!
There's even piercings you can get in your back that you can lace up, making your back look like a corset. first off, the end product does not look good, it looks extremely painful and like its gonna rip your skin. It doesn't look good! If you like it, that's all that matters, its your body, but whenever i see that I'm just like Jesus that looks PAINFUL! I don't like the end product enough to put myself through all that pain. just look at it!




Body modification is an entirely personal choice and you shouldn't get something done, or hesitate to get it done because your afraid of what people will think. Everyone has their own opinions, and i just stated mine here. I'm not trying to offend anyone, just writing blog post's while I'm under in school suspension.